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Mark Whitworth, New Zealand, marquemywords

Hey, hey, hey! New jobs coming up for one! Captain Kidd and I will be leaving Qatar to make a new home in Dhaka, Bangladesh this summer; both of us are very much looking forward to it, so much more of this in latter editions! Another holiday has come and gone since our Christmas trips; we squeezed in a visit to Egypt, heading off to give Andrea some experience of Red Sea diving and then on for an ancient history tour of Luxor. Unfortunately the memories of the latter part of this trip have been marred by the Luxor balloon disaster, as only five days before it occurred we travelled in a hot air balloon at the site of the accident. I will be making an effort to reporting on that visit but it might be a few weeks in coming. Thirdly but, quite obviously, most importantly, a new blog, this one from my solo trip to New Zealand over Christmas and New Year, can be found by clicking this link. And finally, on the instant news front, we’re trying to put together our last trip out of Doha to the Seychelles. Both this and the Egypt flights will have been free; we’re using up the air miles from Qatar Airways!

It is always more difficult for me to write about holidays that involve family, I guess because there’s always the feeling they’ll be casting a more than curious and definitely critical eye over whatever musings may appear. To date I’ve steered completely clear of the UK for this reason but have now twice subjected myself to the wrath of my American family. Let us hope that this offering on New Zealand meets the approval of my Kiwi family, my uncle, aunt, two cousins, and partners plus three nieces, although I suspect the younger ones will have little concern over what I might write!

As usual the website continues to be very successful now having reached 159 countries! Quite extraordinarily the inhabitants of Canada now spend more total time on the site than any country other than Qatar, probably because their teachers and students are the biggest users of   “Creating a Climate Graph in MS Excel” and “Creating a Population Pyramid in MS Excel”. My personal favourites, which would have gone into a second edition by now if they had been books, “The Curious History of the Hakka and the Tulou” and  "The Curious History of Taosi, the Longshan and the Xia"are still attracting very wide interest and I’m considering having them translated into Chinese.

Seezya!

 

Horizons: New Zealand - South Island 2012

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Gollum, Weta Caves, Wellington

The trials and tribulations of my flight from Doha to Christchurch, via Melbourne, will be left for another blog, but in short I was upgraded to business class by Qatar Airways, which was very nice, but then Jetstar, the Qantas subsidiary, managed to mislay my baggage for five days, which was quite nasty! My first few days in New Zealand were thus spent in a sort of clothes-less and smelly state.

Nobody visiting New Zealand in the last few years can have missed the fact that the Lord of Rings trilogy and now the Hobbit were filmed there; in fact the country has taken to calling itself “Middle Earth” with gusto.  As Tolkien actually wrote a large part of these novels in Birmingham, England, I find this branding a little confusing and during my visit tried, for the most part, to ignore the walk on appearances of hobbits, wizards, elves and ents. I will confess I also deliberately avoided establishments involved in the purveyance of rings, with or without inscribed runes.

Air New Zealand have even shot a new pre-flight safety film in which the passengers of the aircraft are comprised largely of characters from Lord of the Rings and the pilot appears to be Gandalf the Grey, who also makes a second cameo appearance at the rear of the aircraft wielding an unlit pipe! I’ve put the link to this video, which has now of course gone viral, on the last page of this blog. In fact down at the bottom end of the piece there are links to all the transport, hotels, activities I used or undertook in New Zealand and, more interestingly, to all the sites I used in plucking random pieces of information from the Internet, either to confirm things I’d learned or, in the case of the moa’s sexual dimorphism for example, that were genuinely surprising.

Of course the reason New Zealand was picked as a location for Lord of the Rings was not simply due to the nationality of the director, Peter Jackson; if he had been Qatari the staged battle for Middle Earth would not have taken place in Al-Jumayliyah. Neither was the choice made solely as a result of the availability of startling scenery at every turn; in fact somewhere possessing the idyllic thirties rural quaintness of The Shire was also required. However hard New Zealand tries to rid itself of its “Olde English” label it comes back to haunt it; Hobbiton is simply the last example. It is genuinely hard to believe the fantastic range of scenery in New Zealand and the fact that it can cope with portraying both Mordor and The Shire and still leave room for the Plains of Rohan only goes part of the way to describing it.

English, Welsh and Scots are all likely to find elements of the country to remind them of their own home lands, it is often stated that there is nowhere on Earth to compete with Britain for such a variety of vistas packed into such a small area, but I disagree. Both Norweigans and Hawaiians would find environments in New Zealand they recognised immediately also. I know I’ll not succeed, particularly with Christchurch, but I’ll try to minimise International comparisons, for New Zealand is unique.

 

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Horizons: India - Goa 2012

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Anjuna, beach, market, Goa, IndiaGetting Down in Goa

I will say it took the weekly market to bring a splash of colour to Anjuna Beach, our chosen strip of sand for this year’s major crash. For those of you acquainted with Goan history, both from the age of European exploration and more recently, you will be aware that Goa was a Portuguese colony, effectively and amazingly, from 1510-1961 AD, and was only finally wrenched from the Portuguese by a display of force by the Indian Army.

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Creating a Climate Graph Using Microsoft Excel

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Instructions for Making a Climate Graph Using Microsoft Office Excel

climate, graph, temperature, rainfall, Microsoft, Excel, Office, 2010These instructions are intended to enable school students to create a climate graph, climatograph, or temperature and rainfall chart, using Microsoft Office 2007 Excel. I will not claim it is the slickest method but it is simple and it does work. There are other versions of these instructions out there so you can pick and chose as to which one suits you. Click on this link to find the instructions for creating a population pyramid in Microsoft Office Excel. Please feel free to post comments; I will use them to make improvements.

Click on "read more" to find out how to produce this Excel climate graph!

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Creating a Population Pyramid in Microsoft Excel

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population, pyramid, excel, Microsoft, Office, 2007, 2010Creating a Population Pyramid in Microsoft Excel

These instructions are intended to enable school students to construct a population pyramid using Microsoft Office Excel 2007 or 2010. There are alternative methods out there on the Internet, which might suit some students better, but this step-by-step guide is intended to be foolproof.

If you are only interested in copying and pasting someone else’s population pyramid then there are plenty of sources, however doing so will almost certainly not earn marks for the skills involved; the only credit would come from any commentary upon it. MAKE YOUR OWN; IT’S EASY!

Click on this link to find the instructions for creating a climate graph in Microsoft Office Excel.

The first section deals with finding the data, so if you already have this information please click here and you’ll be taken directly to the relevant page and will start at instruction number 10.

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